I Got You this Blog Post!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dependent visa gave to me...

Twelve dressed-up gravestones...


Eleven weird-ass ice creams...


Ten sticks of incense...


Nine unearthly portals...


Eight empty dishes (+2 stomachaches)...


Seven blurry revelers...


Six degrees Fahrenheit...


Fiiiiive raaavenous deeeeeer...


Four tiny oranges...


Three festive gaijin...


Two kimono'd ladies...


And a candy shaped like a fish!


Happy belated Christmas, early New Year, or entirely on-time Kwanzaa, everyone!