Monday, April 25, 2011

Metchya Kawaii

Just a few pictures of what exactly I do all day and the gratitude I get for it in the form of...well, fan letters. The cute is definitely one of the perks of working in a kindergarten. Also: wuv.

A card from one of my favorite students (of course I have favorite students), Shintarou. It reads "Shintarou arigatou." When pressed, he told me that I'm the bigger face on the left. The resemblance is uncanny, no?

Shintarou again, plus his little sister, who also attends the kindergarten and also has professional-level eyebrows. On the reverse side of this new year's card (1 of 2 that I got from kids last year):

Translated: "Harry-sensei." I guess I do stick my tongue out a lot, huh?

The other New Year's card I received, this from one of my other favorites. Note the curly portrait of moi in the bottom left, plus the excellent handwriting of her name. I can only guess at the context of the picture.

A Valentine's Day card from one of my...less motivated students, Nene. She's 10. Also, she kind of sucks. This card really represents her interest in English beautifully.

Kid's Box, my group of 3 and 4 year olds from Panda class. Man, that book brought the house down.

Not sure what I'm doing here, but I keep getting kids' portraits of me in which I seem to have my arms raised. So whatever it is, I think I do it a lot.

A gift from Yasuhara-sensei, and a lovely one at that. My name was spelled "Hurry" originally, but that was easily fixed with a Sharpie.

And a card I got just the other day from my favorite girl with a lazy eye. I couldn't make any sense of the picture, nor could I get her to confirm or deny anything other than it was supposed to be me. Jenn, however, helped me realize that I am, in fact, raising my arms. Surprise! The inscription is my favorite phrase in Japanese: "Harry-sensei daisuki." D'aww.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Happy Blogiversary!

I'm sure you don't need us to point this out considering how closely you've been following these matters, but this is actually the 100th post on "Amazing Tales of the Gaijin Patrol!" And to think that only a year and a half ago this blog was little more than a glint in our collective desire for attention. Wow.

In tried-and-true blogditions, according to the Blogmandments that inform our blogposition, without which the blog blog bloggity blog. Or is it? Anyway, please enjoy this best-of compilation of some of our greatest moments of the past 18-odd months. Think of this as the clip show of blogs (and remember, clip shows are already the olive loaf of television).

Remember that time we came to Japan and it was really weird? (doodley-doo, doodley-doo, doodley-doo)

Or how about that other thing? Ha ha, that was great.

And let's not forget this. Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

And of course, mummies in the basement.

Can you believe it's only been six hundred and five days? Just look at all the progress we've made since being embarrassed to go to a restaurant or throw away our garbage in the proper receptacles! Maids are still f¥¥¥ed up, of course.

Here's to another hundred posts!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

To Paraphrase a T-Rex: "I Want to Plug My Band. Please Allow Me."

Sorry it's been so quiet 'round these parts lately...I promise, it's not because we've all been turned into Godzillas or superheroes over here. Things have been groovy enough, in fact, that a funky-ass concert is just about to break out:


I do, in fact, have plenty to say about many topics of interest. So, as a preview for the upcoming weeks of "Amazing Tales of the Gaijin Patrol," be sure to look forward to hearing about...
  • * A trip to Beppu, the Las Vegas of Japan! Except instead of a desert, it's boiling pits of molten sulfur, and instead of gambling, it's taking baths!
  • * A look back at a year of teaching kindergarten and having meetings.
  • * An unflinching look at how information flows in the Internet Age and how it affects popular perceptions. With...video game jokes, probably.
  • * Kit Kats!
  • * And more!

See you at the show on Saturday! Like the man said, "Free concerts and your ass will follow." Or something.